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IN LOVING MEMORY OF
Patrick Allen
Vincent
October 24, 1984 – October 30, 2025
Patrick Allen Vincent, known to many as Big Guy, Pattycakes, or The Majestical Beard, passed away on October 30, 2025, at the "youngish" age of 41. His early departure conveniently coincides with FSU's need for a little spiritual assistance in choosing their next head football coach, a task Patrick is surely tackling from above. Patrick leaves behind his beloved "Hot Ass Wife" (as she was proudly listed in his phone), Julia; two children, Elizabeth and Logan; his de facto parents, Dan and Shira Callahan, along with the entire Callahan family; his two fur children, Valkyrie, his mostly well-trained (sorta) angel, and Storm, his self-appointed agent of chaos; his 6:30 gym family; and countless friends who will forever miss his humor and heart. Patrick honorably served in the United States Army, carrying his trademark humor, strength, and loyalty through every mission. His service forged the grit, honor, and protective spirit that defined every aspect of his life, whether mentoring at the gym, cheering (loudly) for FSU, or being the steady presence his family and friends could always rely on. Patrick loved Mountain Dew, FSU football, fishing (except for Grunts or out-of-season Red Snapper), sneaking extra weight onto his friends' barbells while offering up his words of "encouragement," getting beaten at Unstable Unicorns by the nieces, earning a lifetime ban on Cards Against Humanity from all future family holiday gatherings, second breakfasts, and more Mountain Dew. A mountain of a man with a tender heart, Patrick's cause of death might technically be heart failure, but more likely, it was him being just too "dead sexy." And most importantly, at least he didn't die in Gainesville. With Patrick being the first to move on, he left a few parting notes: Emily - it's time to register for that Strongman competition (#No5KForMe). Alex - add more weight. Mike - that was a no rep. Nikki - Old Bay goes in the trash. And Brae… keep it respectable.
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